It Only Took One Dick To Screw The Entire Nation

It's time for George W. Bush to head home.  He only has two weeks left in office, and then

He's going to Texas without His Dick.

Because he's leaving His Dick behind in Washington.

And this is a major change because he always thinks with His Dick.

His Dick had a lot of experiences.

And His Dick has put him in a lot of weird positions.

And His Dick also has been the source of laughter and embarrasment.

Like the time that His Dick shot someone in the face.

So after this many years I don't think that his wife will miss His Dick.

And it's probably for the better since His Dick is really an asshole.

And of course, Obama doesn't have a Dick.