Farwell From The Monkey-In-Chief

As if the crap that we have put up for the last eight years wasn't enough, Mr. President George W. Bush had to interrupt 15 minutes of prime time television last night to say good bye.

Most of the highlights: Mr. Obama as another example of his arrogance and contempt decided to go to dinner instead of watching the speech, which was a freaking block from where he was staying!!! May the Lord protect us from this Mr. Obama and what is to come.

Many of you hate Mr. President George W. Bush because of his eight years of lying, stealing, and murder for profit; all veiled by a veneer of arrogant folksiness, mean-spirited fundamentalist thinking, and clever "reinterpretation" of domestic and international laws combined with a complete lack of oversight, and no accountabilty. Well you people are so stupid that you have lost any ability to be objective.

But remember that Bush did everything with integrity. And he also talked to God. Because God talks to a dry-drunk who abused small animals as a child and tortured fellow students by branding them with a red hot coat hanger.

I want to thank Mr. President George W. Bush for all of the entertainment that he has provided me, from the tap dancing, to the not figuring out how to open the door in China, to the weird dancing with those Africans to the getting shoes thrown at you, not to mention all of the hilarious things that he keeps saying.

And CNN would like to thank you. Without the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions, gitmo, the collapse of the economy, the flaccid response to Hurricane Katrina, the warrantless wiretaps, and the collapse of social security, there would be no news. Except on FOX news where they would still be talking about how great Bush is.

Just look at the great wishes that one lady has for Mr. President George W. Bush:

Don't go back to Texas. Texas is too good for you. Buy a ticket to the Netherlands, and turn yourself in to the Hague for prosecution as the bloodthirsty tyrannical war criminal you are.

And another one said:

I hope you live FOREVER Bush, so that you can see just how much the world hates you, and watch every evil act you did undone. You should live to see every history book in the world curse your name, and hear from every mountain top and low valley of America a chorus of condemnation that you were the worst person ever to have held the Presidency. I want you to watch as every one of the crimes you committed in secret are revealed, one by one, to the world and to a shocked American public, so that you can hear yourself cursed, and see your effigy burn, over and over and over again.

I want you to feel the hate of the American people you betrayed burn in your stomach, and smell the stench of your fettered corruption as it rots away. So that many decades from now, when you finally lie on your deathbed as a feeble, shriveled corpse, the last breath escaping from your wrinkled lips, you will know that your entire life on this planet was a waste, that you will be remembered only with hate, and that in the next life, you will burn in hell for what you have done.