Shoes of Mass Destruction

There are too many people bitching about Obama being (s0mewhat) black and Muslim.  But we have more serious things to discuss here.

Bush almost got assassinated again.  The last time, they threw a grenade at him but it didn't go off (they always forget to tell us about this).  But he swerved and missed the shoe.  The last time he dodged something this good, it was the Vietnam draft.

You know what would've been good?  If Bush picked up the shoes and threw them back!  That is what I would've done.

I think that Bush needs to review his security detail though.  The secret service didn't jump in front of the second shoe!  Aren't these people supposed to dodge bullets for him?

They talked to the journalist who threw the shoe about his motivation.  He said that he looked down at the shoe and it said "Just do it".  They are still talking to him to see who made him become a Shoe-icide bomber.  And they want to know if he is a Shoe-ni or a Shoe-ite.  When will they learn that we need Shoe Control!  This guy probably just walked into a Payless and they didn't even do a background check on him!

And now Sarah Palin really wants to be President.  Free shoes!  You betcha!

But seriously, Bush asked them not to arrest the guy.  He calls the shoes being thrown at the most powerful man in the world signs of democracy.  But the guy will be charged with attempted murder.  That is, if he is even still alive.

On to other things; Sarah Palin's Church got burned down last week.  Do you know who did it?  Joe the Arsonist!

And Governor Schwarzenegger said that the budget crisis in California is getting worse.  They may have to start selling Senate seats.