Thursday, October 2, 2008

That Bitch Sarah Palin

That bitch Sarah Palin went up against Joe Biden. I don't even know what the point of that debate was. She would have been better off saying nothing at all. She didn't know what the hell she was talking about. All I heard was Maverick. I'm a Maverick. John McCain and I are Mavericks. You need to vote for the Mavericks. And we are here for change in Washington. And no more special interests.

Does that bitch even know what Maverick means?

And then if the bullshit phrases weren't enough, she started mixing crap with them. She said that Obama voted for tax increases 93 times. And then she said that as mayor of some little town in Alaska (which by the way has 6000 residents and 8000 meth labs), she removed personal property tax and store inventory tax. What the hell is a store inventory tax? And who the hell cares. It isn't like there is anything to tax.

And to top it all off Joe Biden almost cried. Why didn't that bitch almost cry? Isn't she the one who is supposed to be more human so that she can relate to people better? Oh, I forgot, Sarah Palin is the one who rips the heart out of a live moose, and makes the moose watch her eat it. And she also goes polar bear hunting from a helicopter.

And Congress failed. And then they couldn't pass a new bailout bill because of a Jewish holiday on Tuesday and Wednesday. How many Jews are there in Congress? There are more Jews on Wall Street, and I guaran-damn-tee you that they aren't taking a day off.

And doesn't Congress get enough days off as it is? They all vowed to stay in Washington until the shit gets fixed. But they aren't planning to actually go to work? Can anyone say brothel?

So what does the Senate do? They take the $700 billion bailout bill and turn it into an $800 billion bailout bill. They added $100 billion in pork-barrelled projects so that the House of Representatives could all have bridges named after themselves.

The stupidity is extraordinary. I thought that we were having problems with the bailout because we couldn't find $700 billion to fund it. Now we have to find $800 billion to fund it. Well, if they can print $700 billion, they can print $800 billion.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

so your blogs are pretty much the funniest things that ive ever read and i pretty much agree with everything you said. Also love the site. Oh and fuck palin, i really hate that bitch. i mean jeeez, could you imagine her as president? If it ever happens, im moving to canada.