I heard somebody say, now where's Mandela? Well, Mandela's dead, because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.

There are only 100, no, 50, no, must be higher, well, lets say 130 days until George W. Bush is kicking back at his ranch, sipping beer, eating bbq'd ribs, and surrounded by heavily armed secret service.

But he has a few things to say:

*I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

*I can't understand a mentality that doesn't recognize that causing America to be treated equally is not in our interests.

*I've often said being mayor is a lot tougher than being President — I don't have to fill the potholes and empty the garbage.

*I, I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.

*There — it's — you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

*I've reminded the Prime Minister — the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.

*I think — tide turning — see, as I remember — I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of — it's easy to see a tide turn — did I say those words?

*[To injured troops:] As you can probably see I was injured myself, not here at the hospital but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won.

*I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo.

*It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.

*This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.

*It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody.

*Can you imagine if my name had been Mungo Bush?

*I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure.

*Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

*When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend.