Ted Kennedy's Cancer & Steve Balmer Gets Egged

I don't know what I posted, but all of a sudden, there are ads for naked pictures of Hillary Clinton. What kind of sicko wants this? Even Bill doesn't want to see naked pictures of Hillary!

Speaking of Sickos, Michael Moore is coming out with a new movie. It is a sequel to Fahrenheit 9/11. Many people knew about this movie for years, but it hasn't come out yet because all the material about how much Bush sucks is just so obvious that it doesn't need to be repeated.

By the way, they were going to name the Sicko movie, "I Went To Cuba And It Sank", but they didn't have enough space to fit that title with Michael Moore's fat ass on the cover.

But the real joke here is this President. And also the next President. I don't care who it is, but we are down to 3 choices:
-a woman with a fake laugh and an adulterous husband who everybody thinks is a man because she wears pant suits and says that she fired guns for a while and also single-handedly fought Bosnian rebels under sniper fire and everybody hates her because she made more money than you did and everybody also hates her because she isn't a quitter
-a semi-black man with no experience who associates with a psycho reverend and is pampered by the media who always downplays all the bad things he does, and is an elitest because he said that poor people cling to guns and religion like those are bad things and now he is pretending to be a poor person who cares about you and people are buying it
-a nine-hundred year old fart who keeps telling us about his war stories and how he spent six years in a Vietnam prison, and who looks like he should be a Wal-Mart greeter, and is only running for President so he could get the health insurance benefit


And also Ted Kennedy has brain cancer. Doctors were shocked to discover that he has a brain. But seriously, on behalf of nobody else here, I would like to give my condolences to his family.

As a Kennedy, he has already out-lasted his life expectancy. Don't most of these Kennedy's get assasinated by the time they are 40?

This is where I should make a "hot air" joke, but I don't really have one. Seriously though, I think that the Senate would do a lot better if half of their members were dead.

And now the pundits are going to talk about how Obama's poll numbers will be affected by Ted Kennedy's brain cancer since Kennedy endorsed him.


Anyways, I don't know if you know who Steve Balmer is. But he thinks he is a big shot just because he is the CEO of Microsoft and is worth $15 billion.

He was in Hungary this week giving a speech and some guy in the audience got up and yelled something about how Microsoft is stealing their money. Then he egged him. Steve Balmer went and hid behind the desk like a sissy.


And the most surprising thing is that the guy didn't get Tasered and beaten to death by an army of police officers. Then I realized that this was not an American university.


I can't believe that Balmer is such a wimp! A couple of years ago, he freaked out because one of his employees went to work for Google. He made death threats to the heads of Google and then broke a chair in his office. And now, not even a single swear or punch.


After the guy was done throwing his eggs, he got up and left. And that was it. No arrest. No beating. No extensive prison term. No nothing.

See the video here: